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AI Outtakes, Vol. 18

March 5, 2024

Publishing AI Outtakes on Mondays with Christmas also falling on a Monday gives a set of obvious material. AI will be able to do some fun things with Santa, so let's revisit some AI Outtakes classics, with a St. Nick context.

AI Outtakes, Vol. 18

Publishing AI Outtakes on Mondays with Christmas also falling on a Monday gives a set of obvious material. I just know AI will be able to do some fun things with Santa, so let's revisit some AI Outtakes classics, with a St. Nick context.

a photo of several santas, business meeting, modern office

Poor suit guy clearly felt the need to wear a cap just to fit in
Poor suit guy clearly felt the need to wear a cap just to fit in

We had a lot of fun back in Vol. 13 with the whole "add a death star, ruin a photo" thing, so I wonder if we can do that with Santa?

a photo of santa's sleigh in the sky, led by reindeer, crossing in front of a death star

Again with the partially-finished Jedi Death Star
Again with the partially-finished Jedi Death Star

We also had a few stormtrooper photos in that edition - I'm sure we can have fun with a Santa/stormtrooper mash-up.

a photo of stormtroopers, dressed like santa

TK-421, why aren't you delivering your presents
TK-421, why aren't you delivering your presents

Including this one because they're like Lego minifigure small
Including this one because they're like Lego minifigure small

In honor of our fat bear week episode, can we get a Santa/fat bear mashup?

a photo of a fat bear, dressed like santa

Yes, generative AI is good at putting Santa hats on things. Funny how a year ago this would have been amazing, and now it feels a little 'meh'.
Yes, generative AI is good at putting Santa hats on things. Funny how a year ago this would have been amazing, and now it feels a little 'meh'.

It wouldn't be an AI Outtakes without an appearance from our unofficial mascot Waldo, who appears so often we gave him his own edition. I wonder what Waldo's Christmas wish is?

a photo of a businessman, blue suit, sitting in santa's lap

Tight suit: check. Weird fingers? Check. Actually in Santa's lap? Fail.
Tight suit: check. Weird fingers? Check. Actually in Santa's lap? Fail.
The Most Interesting Santa In The World
The Most Interesting Santa In The World

Just a couple of weeks ago we had fun doing color + animal combinations. I wonder if we can get color + animal + santa combinations?

a photo of santa, lemon chiffon outfit

I bet it took weeks to pipe that beard on
I bet it took weeks to pipe that beard on

Oops, forgot the alligator!

a photo of santa dressed in lemon chiffon, with a sleigh pulled by alligators

The alligators do not seem to be helping
The alligators do not seem to be helping

What about our other fave from that edition, the khaki yak?

a photo of santa wearing khaki in a sleigh pulled by yaks

This santa looks very.... let's just say.... colonial
This santa looks very.... let's just say.... colonial

Way back in the early editions we did an episode that focused on ransomware and other hacker concepts. Let's see if we can get Santa in on that action.

a photo of santas, working in a server room

I bet Santa never gets cold in the server room
I bet Santa never gets cold in the server room

We could also go the other direction - Hacker Santa!

a photo of hacker santas, cyber crime

Black gloves are a nice touch
Black gloves are a nice touch

Speaking of Santas wearing black, it's time to revisit our old friend the Goth IHOP, this time with a Santa twist.

a photo of goth santa

AI Outtakes, Vol. 18
AI Outtakes, Vol. 18
AI Outtakes, Vol. 18
AI Outtakes, Vol. 18

No individual captions for these because THEY ARE ALL SOO GOOD


Outside of A Nightmare Before Christmas and AI Outtakes Vol. 10, there are relatively few Christmas/Halloween crossovers. We did a little series in that episode with dachshunds wearing human costumes, so of course a dachshund wearing a santa outfit's a move here.

a photo of a dachsund, dressed like santa

I'm only including one of the versions from this just for space's sake but trust me the others are equally as good.
I'm only including one of the versions from this just for space's sake but trust me the others are equally as good.

And then there was the episode where we tried very very hard to get an image of dinosaurs looking at a comet in the sky, with very mixed results. Maybe we can get one of dinosaurs looking at Santa in the sky?

a photo of santa, delivering presents to dinosaurs

Even generative AI's T-Rex fingers are garbage
Even generative AI's T-Rex fingers are garbage
"Clever girl." --Santa
"Clever girl." --Santa

Last, but certainly not least, the Kevin Bacon Pittsburgh edition. It proved challenging to get a good photo of Kevin in Steelers gear, but what about a santa outfit?

a photo of kevin bacon, dressed like santa, at a pittsburgh steelers game

Is he just wearing a patch
Is he just wearing a patch

It's both awesome and amazing that there's enough editions of AI Outtakes that there are themes, and in this holiday season I'm grateful for all of you who have laughed, written to me to say how much you enjoyed these, and told your friends. Here's to another year of hilariously bad AI.

a photo of a santa that is all thumbs

(I couldn't resist)
(I couldn't resist)

a photo of santa, waving goodbye

oh sure, put gloves on and the fingers look fine
oh sure, put gloves on and the fingers look fine

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