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AI Outtakes, Vol. 2

Jim Wrubel

Jim Wrubel

CEO, Orchestra AI · September 26, 2023

Orchestra's AI Outtakes newsletter features hilarious generative AI prompts and the unexpected results they produce, providing a few laughs to start your long weekend.

AI Outtakes, Vol. 2

Hi and welcome to the second edition of AI Outtakes, Orchestra's weekly newsletter featuring "The generative AI prompt I entered vs. the picture I got". I'm sending this out early to send you out for the long weekend (in the U.S.) with a few laughs.

On to this week's edition!

Prompt: an 8k high resolution photo of a protective guardian, shielding a diverse group of customers.

Protecting, a bodega I guess?
Protecting, a bodega I guess?

Prompt: an 8k high resolution photo of a castle wall with five shields mounted on it.

Oh sorry, I asked for five shields. Can you try again?
Oh sorry, I asked for five shields. Can you try again?
Feels like we're going in the wrong direction.
Feels like we're going in the wrong direction.
Can generative AI not do counting yet?
Can generative AI not do counting yet?
Really? Really? I mean really.
Really? Really? I mean really.
FINALLY. Good enough. Ship it.
FINALLY. Good enough. Ship it.

Prompt: an 8k high resolution photo of a protective guardian in armor, shielding a group of people.

I don't know what this movie is but I'm here for it.
I don't know what this movie is but I'm here for it.

Prompt: an 8k high resolution photo of a a sturdy safe. The door to the safe is open and inside are valuables.

Apparently by 'valuables' I meant 'another safe'.
Apparently by 'valuables' I meant 'another safe'.

Prompt: an 8k detailed photo of a bridge connecting two islands

User error. Prompt did not specify bridge needed to be usable.
User error. Prompt did not specify bridge needed to be usable.

Prompt: an 8k detailed photo of a diverse group of people measuring fabric in a workshop.

Foreground: 10/10. Background: 0/10
Foreground: 10/10. Background: 0/10

I legit loved this image until I saw ...

EYEBALLS ON SPRINGS
EYEBALLS ON SPRINGS

Prompt: an 8k high definition realistic photo of a cybernetic canary living in a server room

When I want metaphor, generative AI gives me realism. When I want realism, it gives me metaphor.
When I want metaphor, generative AI gives me realism. When I want realism, it gives me metaphor.

I hope you enjoyed this edition of AI Outtakes! A small shameless plug to check out Orchestra AI , where we combine the best of generative AI and expert marketers to help you grow your company's reach and prospects with transparent pricing.

See you next week, if I'm not assassinated by the cyber canary first!

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