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There's a lot of activity in moon landings these days! While the NASA/Astrobotic Peregrine Moon Lander <a href="https://www.space.com/astrobotic-loses-contact-peregrine-moon-lander">wasn't successful</a>, Japan's SLIM lander recently <a href="https://apnews.com/article/japan-moon-landing-jaxa-probe-slim-845d4868636df5ced2e1818c588f29a4">touched down on the surface</a>, making them the fifth country to successfully land an object on the moon.


      Space exploration is back as a topic, and naturally AI has some 
hot takes on it. In this edition we're looking at weird people and 
creatures to be astronauts on the moon, and weird things they could do 
while they're up there.
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of marilyn monroe, moon landing, astronaut space suit</code>


      Let's keep with the 60s theme here!
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of austin powers, moon landing, astronaut space suit</code>


      Probably the first time anyone's ever said "eh - let's just go straight to Pikachu" but...
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of pikachu, moon landing, astronaut space suit</code>


      Generating astronauts as specific characters works decently, I 
suppose, but what about different eras? Can we get astronauts from the 
80s?
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of what it would look like if the astronauts landing on the moon had eighties-themed space suits</code>


      That went pretty well! Let's try some different decades and see how it does.
    

<code class="inline-code">What about space suits from the 1970s</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">What about space suits from the 1960s</code>


      Okay let's go back even a little farther.
    

<code class="inline-code">What about space suits from the prohibition-era 1920s</code>

<code class="inline-code">&nbsp;What about Civil-War era astronauts?</code>

<code class="inline-code">What about pilgrims landing on the moon</code>

<code class="inline-code">medieval knights, landing on the moon</code>


      So far we've done humans (and one Pokémon) landing on the moon, but what if other creatures got there first?
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of turtles landing on the moon</code>

<code class="inline-code">&nbsp;What about banana slugs as the first creatures to land on the moon</code>

<code class="inline-code">What about tardigrades? Their bodies are well-designed for space suits.</code>

<code class="inline-code">What about giraffes? I wonder what a moon lander would look like if it needed to house giraffes.</code>


      Okay, we sort of tapped out at giraffe. Still, a good run. We've 
had fun imagining other creatures as astronauts, but what about 
imagining astronauts doing unusual activities on the moon? We know they 
played golf, but what about other sports?
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts playing bocce on the moon</code>

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts playing croquet on the moon</code>


      Okay let's try something that doesn't require level ground (but also wouldn't work without atmosphere).
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts in a bouncy castle on the moon</code>


      Fun! While we're doing kids' activities, what about a ball pit?
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts playing in a ball pit on the moon</code>

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts at an amusement park on the moon</code>


      Ok that was a dud. Let's see if we can end on a high note.
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of a NASCAR race on the moon</code>


      We had fun playing around with the moon theme. Until next week!
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts, waving goodbye</code>


      Hmm this should have been easier? Let's try again.
    


      Let's take a different angle.
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts on the moon, holding a sign that says goodbye</code>


      Can't believe 'waving' was this hard. Let's see if it can do something more specific - the YMCA dance.
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of astronauts doing the YMCA dance</code>

Explore the fun and creative side of space exploration with astronauts in unique scenarios on the moon!

AI Outtakes, Vol. 22

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      I grew up in Michigan, and live in Pittsburgh. My family is still 
in Michigan, so if I want to visit them I drive across the Ohio 
Turnpike, then head north at Toledo.
    

At mile marker 91 on the Ohio Turnpike you'll find <a href="https://www.thenews-messenger.com/story/news/local/2016/03/23/fangboner-road-named-industrious-man/82153846/">Fangboner Road</a>.
 I've made this trip back and forth so many times, seeing that sign over
 and over again just cracks me up. I've been making up jokes and stories
 about it for years, like this one:


      As you can imagine, AI has been a huge boon to my creativity with 
these. On my most recent trip I asked ChatGPT to come up with a couple 
of origin stories:
    

<code class="inline-code">There’s a road in Ohio named Fangboner. Are you familiar with it?</code>

ChatGPT: Fangboner
 Road in Ohio is indeed a real location. It has captured attention due 
to its unique name, often prompting curiosity about its origin and 
history. Unfortunately, detailed historical information about this road 
wasn't available in the sources I accessed, but it's common for places 
to have intriguing or unusual names that reflect local history, 
personalities, or events. Fangboner Road is just one example of such 
interesting place names found across different regions.

<code class="inline-code">Can you come up with a humorous and creative story for how it would have been named that way?</code>

ChatGPT: Once
 upon a time in a small Ohio town, there lived a quirky dentist named 
Dr. Fang. Dr. Fang was known for his unconventional methods, such as 
using laughter to distract patients from their dental woes. His 
popularity grew so much that he decided to host an annual community 
festival right outside his clinic, featuring a unique attraction: a 
bone-shaped corn maze!
 
 The festival became so popular that the townsfolk decided to name 
the road leading to the clinic "Fangboner Road," in honor of Dr. Fang's 
bonny humor and his maze that looked like a giant bone. Over time, the 
story of Dr. Fang and his hilarious dental practice became a beloved 
local legend, and Fangboner Road became a quirky landmark in Ohio.

<code class="inline-code">Can you come up with an image to reflect this funny story?</code>


      Generative AI's does a great job with these. I wonder if we can test this with a few other places?
    

<code class="inline-code">Can you come up with a list of ten locations in the united 
states where the story of how the location came to get its name is a 
mystery?</code>

ChatGPT:Certainly!
 Here's a list of ten locations in the United States where the origins 
of their names are shrouded in mystery or are the subject of various 
legends and theories:

These locations often have multiple stories or legends associated 
with their names, and the true origins may never be fully uncovered, 
adding to their intrigue and charm.


      The origin story for several of these are not as mysterious as 
ChatGPT makes them out to be, but it's a good list. Let's see what weird
 origin stories ChatGPT can come up with for these!
    

<code class="inline-code">can you come up with a completely fictional story of how Truth or Consequences, New Mexico came to be named as such?</code>

In the early 1950s, in a small, tranquil town in New Mexico known 
as Hot Springs, an unusual event was about to unfold, one that would 
forever change the town's destiny and its name.
 
 The town's mayor, a jovial and imaginative man named John Q. 
Public, was a huge fan of a popular radio quiz show called "Truth or 
Consequences." Every week, without fail, he would gather the townsfolk 
in the local diner, where they would listen to the show on a crackly old
 radio, eagerly awaiting the quiz questions and laughing along with the 
host's witty banter.
 
 One day, an announcement on the show caught everyone by surprise. 
To celebrate the show's tenth anniversary, the host declared a 
nationwide contest: the first town to rename itself "Truth or 
Consequences" would be featured on the show. Mayor Public, always ready 
for a bit of fun and adventure, saw this as a golden opportunity to put 
their little town on the map.
 
 Excited by the prospect, he called a town meeting to propose his 
idea. The townsfolk, initially skeptical, soon warmed up to the idea, 
enchanted by the mayor's enthusiasm and the whimsical nature of the 
challenge. After a lively discussion, they voted in favor, and so the 
town of Hot Springs officially became Truth or Consequences.
 
 The radio show host, true to his word, broadcasted live from the 
newly renamed town. It was a grand affair with music, laughter, and 
festivities. The town was buzzing with excitement; reporters and 
visitors came from all over the country to witness the spectacle.
 
 From that day on, Truth or Consequences became known not just for 
its healing hot springs, but also as a town with a quirky name and a 
story that spoke of its residents' sense of humor and community spirit. 
The name change, initially meant as a playful stunt, turned into a 
symbol of the town's unique identity and its willingness to embrace the 
unexpected.

<code class="inline-code">Can you generate a photo to illustrate the story here?</code>

<code class="inline-code">Can you do the same for Zzyzx, California</code>

In the vast, sun-baked expanse of the Mojave Desert, there once 
lay an unremarkable stretch of land, known only to the hardiest of 
travelers and the most adventurous of explorers. This land, desolate and
 unforgiving, was to become the site of a peculiar story — the story of 
Zzyzx, California.
 
 The tale begins with an eccentric inventor and self-proclaimed 
doctor, Dr. Thaddeus Zzyzx. Dr. Zzyzx, a man of wild imagination and 
unbridled ambition, was convinced that beneath the dry surface of this 
barren land lay a miraculous secret: an underground spring of curative 
waters, capable of healing all ailments.
 
 With a dream to build the world's greatest health resort, Dr. 
Zzyzx gathered a small band of followers and set out into the desert. 
After months of toiling under the scorching sun, they struck water. It 
was not just any water, but mineral-rich water, bubbling up from deep 
within the earth.
 
 Word of this miraculous discovery spread, and soon, people from 
all corners of the country began flocking to the newly established Zzyzx
 Mineral Springs Resort. Dr. Zzyzx, with his charismatic personality and
 flamboyant style, became something of a celebrity, and his resort a 
beacon of hope for those seeking wellness and rejuvenation.
 
 The resort grew, with lavish buildings, lush gardens, and opulent 
bathhouses, all built upon the seemingly magical waters. Dr. Zzyzx 
claimed the water had mystical properties, attributing its discovery to 
divine inspiration and his unique genius.
 
 As for the name "Zzyzx"? Dr. Zzyzx chose it himself, proclaiming 
it to be the last word in health, the final entry in the lexicon of 
wellness. It was a name as unique as the story behind it, a name that 
would forever mark the spot where a dreamer's wild ambition met the 
mysteries of the desert.
 
 Now, let's create an image to illustrate a scene from this fictional story.

<code class="inline-code">Can you do the same for Cut and Shoot, Texas</code>

In the early days of Texas, nestled in a dense thicket near a 
winding river, there lay a small, yet lively settlement. The people of 
this settlement were known for their independent spirit and a fierce 
sense of justice.

The tale of how this settlement came to be known as "Cut and 
Shoot" begins on a hot, dusty afternoon. A traveling circus had come to 
town, bringing with it an air of excitement and the promise of 
entertainment. Among the circus performers was a sharpshooter named 
"Six-Gun" Sally, famous for her incredible aim and her quick temper.

As the townsfolk gathered to watch the circus, a disagreement 
broke out among some of the local ranchers over a piece of disputed 
land. The argument escalated quickly, and soon, the whole town was drawn
 into the dispute. Tempers flared, and it looked as though a violent 
brawl was about to erupt.

Just as the first fist was raised, Six-Gun Sally stepped in. With a
 steely gaze and a commanding voice, she declared that there would be no
 fighting in her presence. Instead, she proposed a unique solution: a 
shooting contest. The winner would get the disputed land, and everyone 
else would agree to abide by the outcome, no further arguments.

The townsfolk, intrigued by this proposal, agreed. The contest was
 intense, with each participant demonstrating impressive marksmanship. 
In the end, it was Six-Gun Sally herself who won, hitting a target so 
small it left the crowd in awe.

Sally, true to her nature, decided not to claim the land. Instead,
 she declared it to be a communal area for the whole town, to be used 
for gatherings and celebrations. The townspeople were so impressed by 
her skills and her fair judgment that they decided to rename their 
settlement in honor of that day.

From then on, the town was known as "Cut and Shoot," symbolizing 
the quick decision to "cut" to a contest and "shoot" for a peaceful 
resolution, all thanks to the intervention of a sharpshooter who valued 
fairness over fighting.

Now, let's create an image to illustrate a scene from this fictional story.

<code class="inline-code">Now let's do the same for Why, Arizona</code>

In the arid, sun-soaked lands of Arizona, there existed a peculiar
 little settlement with no name, just a crossroads where two dusty roads
 met. This settlement's strange fate was sealed by an event so bizarre, 
it would forever be known as Why, Arizona.
 
 The story begins with an eccentric philosopher named Aristotle 
"Ari" Whyman, a man obsessed with life's big questions. Ari believed 
that this particular crossroads held the key to the universe's greatest 
mysteries. He set up a small shack right at the intersection, filled 
with books, star charts, and strange instruments.
 
 One night, under a sky ablaze with shooting stars, Ari claimed he 
had unlocked a cosmic riddle. Excitedly, he gathered the townsfolk at 
the crossroads to share his revelation. Just as he was about to speak, a
 strange phenomenon occurred. The night sky seemed to open, and a 
cascade of shimmering lights poured down, forming words in the sky: "Why
 not?"
 
 The townsfolk were stunned, but Ari was exhilarated. He 
interpreted this celestial message as a cosmic challenge to question 
everything, to always ask "Why?" Inspired, he began to hold nightly 
gatherings at the crossroads, where he and the townsfolk would ponder 
the mysteries of life and the universe.
 
 Word of these gatherings and the mysterious celestial event 
spread, attracting curious souls from all over. The settlement became a 
haven for thinkers, dreamers, and seekers, all drawn to the mystique of 
the crossroads and its philosophical gatherings.
 
 The name "Why, Arizona" was coined almost as a joke at first, a 
playful nod to Ari's relentless questioning and the town's unique 
origin. But it stuck, and the town embraced it wholeheartedly. Why, 
Arizona, became synonymous with curiosity, wonder, and the eternal 
search for meaning in the vast, enigmatic desert.
 
 Now, let's create an image to depict this bizarre and whimsical origin story of Why, Arizona.

<code class="inline-code">Now can you do the same for Knockemstiff, Ohio</code>

Once upon a time, in the rolling hills of what is now known as 
Ohio, there was a small, unnamed village. The villagers were known far 
and wide for their exceptional strength and skill in boxing. It was said
 that even the gentlest farmer among them could hold his own in a 
fistfight against the toughest of opponents.
 
 One fateful day, a traveling boxer known as "Ironfist" McGee came 
to the village. McGee was a giant of a man, undefeated in countless 
matches across the land. He issued a challenge to the villagers: if 
anyone could beat him in a boxing match, he would reward them with a 
hefty purse of gold coins. If no one could, however, he demanded that 
the village supply him with food and shelter for an entire year.
 
 The challenge electrified the air in the village. One by one, the 
villagers stepped up to fight McGee, but each was swiftly knocked to the
 ground. Just as it seemed that all hope was lost, an unlikely hero 
emerged. She was an elderly woman known as Granny Smith, renowned not 
for her strength, but for her sharp wit and clever mind.
 
 Granny Smith stepped into the makeshift ring in the village 
square, her eyes twinkling with mischief. The crowd gasped, thinking she
 had gone mad. But Granny had a plan. As McGee laughed and lowered his 
guard, she darted around him with surprising agility, landing a series 
of quick, strategic blows. To the astonishment of all, McGee stumbled 
and fell, knocked stiff by the unassuming Granny Smith.
 
 The village erupted in cheers, and McGee, true to his word, handed
 over the purse of gold coins. From that day forward, the village was 
known as Knockemstiff, in honor of the day when even the mightiest boxer
 was knocked stiff by the cleverness and spirit of a small village in 
Ohio. And Granny Smith? She became a legend, her story passed down 
through generations as a testament to the fact that brains often triumph
 over brawn.

<code class="inline-code">Now let's do the same for Ding Dong, Texas</code>

In the heart of Texas, nestled among sprawling fields and 
meandering creeks, there lay a small, unassuming community without a 
name. This community's fate changed when two eccentric brothers, John 
and William Ding, arrived with a grand plan.
 
 The Ding brothers were inventors, known for their whimsical 
creations and boisterous personalities. They envisioned building a grand
 bell foundry in this little community, believing the area's unique 
acoustics would enhance the resonance of their bells.
 
 The brothers set to work, and soon, the sounds of bells of all 
sizes filled the air, ringing melodiously across the fields. The largest
 bell, named "The Great Dong," was a marvel to behold, and its deep, 
sonorous dong could be heard for miles.
 
 As the foundry grew, so did the community. People came from far 
and wide, drawn by the enchanting peals and the Ding brothers' vibrant 
energy. The brothers loved to entertain their guests with stories and 
songs, often accompanied by the harmonious ringing of their bells.
 
 One day, during a particularly lively gathering, a visitor asked 
what the name of this charming place was. John, with a twinkle in his 
eye, replied, "Why, this is Ding land!" William chimed in, "And don't 
forget about the Dong!" The crowd erupted in laughter, and from that 
moment, the community was affectionately known as Ding Dong.
 
 The name stuck, and the Ding Dong Bell Foundry became a local 
landmark. The story of how Ding Dong got its name was passed down 
through generations, a tale of two brothers and their dream that brought
 music and mirth to a once-nameless Texas community.
 
 Now, let's create an image to illustrate a scene from this fictional story.

<code class="inline-code">Now let's do the same for Looneyville, Texas</code>

In the early days of Texas, there was a small, flourishing 
community nestled in the heart of the state, known for its vibrant 
spirit and friendly inhabitants. However, it lacked one thing—a name. 
This community's fate was to be uniquely intertwined with a man named 
Lucas Looney, a whimsical storyteller and a jack-of-all-trades.
 
 Lucas Looney, with his eccentric personality and endless array of 
tall tales, was the heart and soul of the community. He could turn any 
mundane event into an epic saga and had a story for every occasion. His 
tales were not just entertaining; they often contained wisdom and life 
lessons that resonated with his listeners.
 
 One hot summer day, the community gathered to finally decide on a 
name for their beloved town. Suggestions were made, but none seemed to 
capture the essence of their home. It was then that Lucas Looney, with 
his characteristic flair, stood up and began to tell a story.
 
 He spun a tale about a magical place where laughter was the 
currency, where dreams took flight on the wings of imagination, and 
where every day was an adventure. He called this place "Looneyville," a 
land inspired by the wild, untamed spirit of their own community.
 
 The story captivated everyone, and as Lucas finished, a silence 
fell over the crowd. Then, almost in unison, the people began to cheer. 
They had found their name. The community would be known as Looneyville, a
 tribute to the man who had, through his stories, taught them the value 
of laughter, creativity, and camaraderie.
 
 Looneyville, Texas, became known far and wide, not just for its 
unique name, but for the spirit it embodied—a place where imagination 
was celebrated, and the legacy of Lucas Looney lived on in the hearts of
 its people.


      This story kind of.... sucks? We can't let ChatGPT get complacent. Let's try again.
    

<code class="inline-code">Can you try again but make the origin story of looneyville, texas 10 times more weird</code>

In a peculiar corner of Texas, there existed a small, unnamed 
town, known only for its mysterious, whispering winds and the bizarre, 
almost surreal phenomena that frequently occurred there. The story of 
how this town came to be known as Looneyville is as strange as it is 
incredible.
 
 The tale begins with an eccentric inventor and alchemist, Phineas 
Looney, who claimed to have discovered a secret portal to parallel 
universes in his backyard. Phineas, with his wild hair and even wilder 
theories, was both the genius and the madman of the town.
 
 One fateful night, under a sky swirling with iridescent colors, 
Phineas activated his portal. To the amazement of the townsfolk, who had
 gathered to witness this spectacle, the portal flickered to life, 
opening a gateway to a world where everything was upside down and inside
 out.
 
 As the portal stabilized, curious and bizarre creatures began to 
emerge, each more peculiar than the last. There were singing cacti, 
dancing armadillos wearing top hats, and even a band of coyotes playing 
jazz with instruments made of moonbeams and starlight.
 
 Phineas, thrilled by his success, declared that they would host an
 interdimensional fair, inviting beings from across the multiverses. The
 town was transformed overnight into a carnival of cosmic wonders, 
attracting interdimensional tourists and earthbound curiosity-seekers 
alike.
 
 The fair became an annual event, and the town, once dull and 
unremarkable, turned into a vibrant hub of interdimensional exchange and
 fantastical happenings. It was during one such fair that the townsfolk,
 inspired by the loony and outlandish world Phineas had unveiled, 
unanimously decided to name their town "Looneyville."
 
 Looneyville, Texas, thus became a beacon for the weird and the 
wonderful, a place where the impossible was just another Tuesday and 
where Phineas Looney's portal remained a swirling gateway to endless 
adventure and oddity.
 
 Let's create an image that encapsulates this wildly eccentric version of Looneyville's origin story.


      Yeah that's better. Hopefully ChatGPT sticks with this level of weird going forward.
    

<code class="inline-code">Now let's do the same for Nothing, Arizona</code>

In the vast, sun-drenched expanse of the Arizona desert, there 
once was a place that literally had nothing—no buildings, no people, 
just endless stretches of sand and cacti. This nondescript patch of 
desert was about to become the site of an unusual story, the story of 
Nothing, Arizona.

The narrative began with a quirky artist and philosopher named 
Ezekiel "Zeke" Null. Zeke, a man known for his abstract thoughts and 
eccentric lifestyle, believed in the beauty and significance of 
emptiness and nothingness. He saw a profound meaning in the unadorned, 
stark landscape of this particular part of Arizona.

One day, Zeke set up a solitary canvas and easel in the middle of 
this desolate area. He began to paint, not the landscape before him, but
 the concept of 'nothing.' His paintings were abstract, with vast, empty
 spaces, minimalistic lines, and a stark contrast of colors, capturing 
the essence of nothingness.

Word of Zeke's peculiar project spread, attracting a small group 
of like-minded individuals—artists, thinkers, and dreamers. They were 
captivated by the idea of creating a space dedicated to nothing, where 
the beauty of emptiness could be appreciated in its purest form.

Together, they built a small, offbeat community in this barren 
desert, centered around Zeke's philosophy. They constructed minimalist 
structures, leaving as much open space as possible, and named their 
settlement "Nothing" as a tribute to their artistic and philosophical 
beliefs.

Nothing, Arizona, became a haven for those seeking a respite from 
the clutter and chaos of the modern world, a place where the concept of 
nothingness was celebrated and explored in art, thought, and lifestyle.

The story of Nothing, Arizona, spread far and wide, drawing 
curiosity-seekers and contemplative souls, all intrigued by the idea of a
 place where nothing became something truly significant.

<code class="inline-code">Now let's do the same for Sweet Lips, Tennessee</code>

In the lush, rolling hills of Tennessee, there once lay a small, 
unassuming settlement known only by its coordinates. This settlement, 
however, was about to get a name that would pique the curiosity of many -
 Sweet Lips, Tennessee.

The story begins with a traveling bard, a charming fellow known as
 Silas McHarmony. Silas had a gift for storytelling and a voice as 
smooth and sweet as honey. One spring evening, as Silas wandered through
 the Tennessee countryside, he stumbled upon this settlement just as the
 sun was setting.

The people of the settlement, who had long been debating what to 
name their little community, welcomed Silas with open arms. That night, 
as a gentle breeze rustled the leaves and fireflies danced in the air, 
Silas sang songs of distant lands and tales of great adventures. His 
voice, melodious and captivating, seemed to sweeten the very air around 
them.

One particular song, a tender ballad about lost love and sweet 
reunions, moved the hearts of all who heard it. The song, with its 
poignant melody and Silas's dulcet tones, earned him the affectionate 
nickname "Sweet Lips" from the townsfolk.

As the night drew to a close, the people of the settlement, deeply
 touched by Silas's performance, decided that they had found the perfect
 name for their home. In honor of the bard who had enchanted them with 
his sweet melodies, they chose to name their settlement Sweet Lips.

The name stuck, and as travelers passed through and heard the tale
 of Silas McHarmony and his captivating voice, the story of Sweet Lips, 
Tennessee, spread far and wide. It became a beloved stop for wanderers 
and romantics, a place where the beauty of music and the sweetness of 
life were celebrated.

<code class="inline-code">Now let's do the same for Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky</code>

In the heart of Kentucky, surrounded by rolling hills and verdant 
fields, there once was a small, unnamed village. This village was 
peculiar for one reason: a large, oddly shaped hill that overlooked it, 
resembling, quite distinctly, a monkey's eyebrow.

Legend has it that the hill was the resting place of a giant 
monkey, a creature from a tale told by the local Native American tribe. 
According to the tale, this monkey, named Kitchi, had been a protector 
of the land, warding off evil spirits and bringing good fortune to the 
area.

One day, a traveling circus came to the village, boasting a 
collection of exotic animals, including a small, mischievous monkey 
named Mr. Jibbers. Mr. Jibbers was an instant hit with the villagers, 
especially the children, who followed him around, laughing at his 
antics.

On the night of the circus's grand performance, something 
extraordinary happened. As the circus tent buzzed with excitement, Mr. 
Jibbers escaped from his cage. Drawn by the mysterious energy of the 
hill, he scurried up to its peak, silhouetted against the full moon.

The villagers, along with the circus performers, gathered at the 
base of the hill to coax Mr. Jibbers down. As they did, an elder from 
the Native American tribe recounted the tale of Kitchi. He spoke of the 
monkey's spirit, still watching over the land from the hill that 
resembled an eyebrow.

Inspired by the story and the curious incident with Mr. Jibbers, 
the villagers decided to name their home "Monkey's Eyebrow." The name 
was a tribute to the legend of Kitchi and the unforgettable night when a
 little circus monkey connected them to a piece of their land's ancient 
folklore.


      Some of these have been better than others, but we can definitely 
see a formula in these stories. Still, if you need a conversation 
starter AI can give you a list of unusual location names and backstories
 without breaking a sweat! (Sweat of course being horrible for 
computers. Don't sweat in the server room. Just don't.)
    

<code class="inline-code">Can you generate a photo of residents of Adeus, Brazil waving goodbye in front of a sign welcoming people to the town?</code>

Read on to find out what fake origin story AI has for Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky, among others!

AI Outtakes, Vol. 21

Babies. Is there anything they can't do?
 We had a lot of fun last week welcoming in Baby New Year, so let's 
stick with the baby theme this week, too. In the real world these would 
all be dangerous, violate hundreds of OSHA laws, and probably win first 
place on America's Funniest Home videos for the next few years, but in 
Generative AI Land babies can do anything!


      Let's jump right in with something extremely improbable:
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, top gun pilot</code>


      There are lots of jobs that are funnier if done by a baby!
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, gourmet chef</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, truck driver</code>


      Okay, lots of fun with babies in professions! Let's see how far generative AI can stretch the bounds of reality.
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, powerlifter</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">a photo of babies, fbi agents, on a raid</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">a photo of babies, dancing with the stars</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, college professor</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">a photo of babies, fencing</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">a photo of babies, playing poker</code>

&nbsp;<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, dunking a basketball</code>

<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, formula one driver</code>

<code class="inline-code">a photo of babies, goth ihop</code>

Okay we breezed through a lot of these, and they all turned out 
great except for the university professor one (maybe there are just no 
worthwhile photos of professors lecturing).


      These photos are also all current. I wonder if we can do historical figures?
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of a baby, revolutionary war era, black and white, 1860s</code>


      I think we can put 'babies' in the "things AI is good at generating" category. Most of these turned out great! Until next week!
    

<code class="inline-code">a photo of babies, waving goodbye</code>

In the world of generative AI, babies can do a lot of jobs and hobbies that most of us only dream of; dolphin training, Formula 1 driver, FBI Agent, Dancing With the Stars contestant, and more. Let's take a look!

AI Outtakes, Vol. 20

It's New Year's Day 2024, so this is officially year 2 of AI 
Outtakes. For decades, newspapers, magazines, and other print media have
 depicted a change in year with two visuals; <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_New_Year">Baby New Year</a>, and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Time">Father Time</a>. They're usually <a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/a29849067/baby-new-year-trend-facts/">depicted in a transition</a>,
 with the old man labeled with the previous year and the baby with the 
new year, following some sort of gentle depiction of change.


      We don't really do "gentle" here at AI Outtakes, and 2023's been a
 rough year, so maybe we can get AI do generate some over the top 
depictions of this transition?
    

<code class="inline-code">Today is January 1st, 2024, and I'd like to generate an image in 
the style of the line drawn images depicting the new year as a baby, 
sending the old year, which is depicted as an old man, away. Can you 
generate an image in this style, depicting 2024 as a baby having 
recently hurled 2023 as an old man with a catapult?</code>


      Well that wasn't even close. Let's try again.
    

<code class="inline-code">Can you depict this with the baby having recently launched the catapult, and the old man hurling off into the distance?</code>


      Well this concept isn't working. Time for something more simple.
    

<code class="inline-code">hmm, the catapult thing isn't working. Can you depict an image of baby 2024 giving old man 2023 a wedgie?</code>


      I know AI developers try to put safeguards in place to prevent 
depictions of violence. Maybe the model considers a wedgie 'violent'?
    


      We're having trouble getting depictions of creative ways to get 
rid of Old Man 2023. Let's see if something simpler works. What about a 
hole? AI can at least generate a hole, right?
    

<code class="inline-code">can you depict baby 2024 pulling a lever, dropping old man 2023 into a bottomless pit?</code>


      Wow. This entire concept has been a bust so far. Let's ask ChatGPT for some other depictions of funny transitions.
    

<code class="inline-code">what are some other funny metaphors for baby 2024 sending old man 2023 away?</code>

Here are some humorous and imaginative metaphors for depicting baby 2024 sending old man 2023 away:

These metaphors creatively embody the transition from the old year to the new, with a touch of humor and light-heartedness.


      Hmm, not a great list, but let's give that rocket one a go.
    

<code class="inline-code">Can you show baby 2024 lighting a fuse on a rocket, with old man 
2023 tied to it, humorously worried about being blasted into space?</code>


      There are a few positives in this image, but as with a lot of 
AI-generated images, if you look at specific details like this one. you 
walk away confused:
    

<code class="inline-code">what about the old year sweep one? Number 7 from your list above.</code>

ChatGPT's ideas haven't been any better than mine. Here's a random
 one that, if you old enough to remember the Garfield comics that used 
to appear in something called a 'newspaper', you might remember that 
Garfield had a frenemy named Nermal, and Garfield frequently plotted to <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/littlebonez/479107983">mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi</a>.


      There's no way this will work, but let's see what AI can do with it.
    

<code class="inline-code">now can you depict baby 2024 putting old man 2023 into a large box and mailing him to abu dhabi</code>


      Although Generative AI clearly knows the style and concepts, this 
entire Father Time / Baby New Year experiment has failed to generate 
anything close to what I was hoping.
    


      But then again, that's always been the point of AI Outtakes. The 
big misses are what you're here for. I hope 2024 brings you joy and 
fulfillment, and I'm happy to be part of bringing you a little bit of 
laughter every week with these.
    

<code class="inline-code">now can you depict an image of baby 2024 waving goodbye, while in 
the background, old man 2023 is humorously chased by alligators</code>

In this edition we look at how well (or not so well) AI can depict Father Time and Baby New Year welcoming the change in dates.

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